Confessions of a Chunky Dunker

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I am a bit of a failure.

In all possible senses. I haven’t lost any weight in fact I’ve actually put it on.

But yesterday all I consumed was coffee, a roll, a crumpet and a fudge.

Today I’m aiming not to eat anything but an apple.

I will make it to skinny by any means necessary.

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Your metabolisms reaction to treating it right

Breakfast:
what a great start, thank fuck I don't have to start the day in a panic, now I know I have what I need to not have to hold onto anything that comes my way, and I can start focusing on functioning properly
Snack:
alright, thanks a lot, I'm glad I trusted you. Another snack came my way and I was able to continue giving you the best possible energy I can deliver
Lunch:
gee I needed this, I've been working for a while and need to maintain my hard work. Thanks for feeding me, I'll be able to carry on
Snack:
thank you dear
Dinner:
hell fucking yeah fish and chips how did you know that's exactly the amount of protein and carbs and fat I needed. Oh? You listened to your cravings? Great! we're really close he always knows what I need
Snack:
I'm getting tired but I'm going to have to keep working whilst you sleep, so you still need to fuel me. Until the morning old chum!